About Me

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That’s my face. I call the style “Picard on top, Riker on the bottom.” If you don’t get that joke, congratulations on having all those better ways to spend your time.

I’m a writer. I mean, nobody’s given me a badge or anything, but I figure somebody will eventually take pity and pay me for it. I’ve been writing and editing for about ten years, and now I write fiction in several flavors. I also sing and bake cookies, though I don’t get paid for those things. The former I do well enough to raise eyebrows, and the latter I do well enough to raze your current concept of desserts to a molten, chocolaty heap.

That’s exactly as much bragging about myself as I’m capable of, so don’t ask anything else unless it’s insulting.